Stuff yourself for points. When the bell rings, the fattest bird gets carved and the one right behind them scores big. Spit your dinner on your relatives to stay in second.
WASD/arrows waddle. Space or click: spit food. It costs you 3 lb and adds 5 lb to whoever it hits. Shift or right-click: wing slam, which knocks food out of a bird. G gobble, for no reason. Tab scores, M mute. Phones get on-screen buttons.