Step up to the mic. Feed topics into the Roast Engine, nail the timing on your punchlines, and fire back when they roast you. Win the crowd. Win the Golden Mic.
Beat each roaster to unlock the next. Backstage gossip tells you one thing they're touchy about. Everything else, you find out the hard way.
Type a name, pick what they're like, and pull the lever. (Keep it friendly. Roast your friends, not strangers.)
Pull the lever!