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Department of Weird Places · Survey Division

Probably Fine

Congratulations on your new job, Junior Surveyor. Head Office has dropped you on an island that should not exist. Please photograph its six landmarks, then come home. Do not touch anything. Everything here would really like you to touch it.

WASD + mousewalk and look Shift / Chold to run / hold to sneak (some things are light sleepers) Spacejump Click or Qtake a photo. Photos tell you what you are looking at. Edo the thing you were told not to do Tab or JField Guide, Stupidity Log and map

Surveyor's Field Guide

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Nothing here will get any less dangerous while you wait.